Yep, I hate every single person, place, object and entity in America.
Okay, I don’t. But that doesn’t mean I don’t hate a great number of things that America has given to the world. And it also doesn’t mean that I won’t list a selection of these things for you now.
Here is some of the shit America has unashamedly excreted into the world for us all to endure, as well as other stuff I am holding them wholly accountable for:
- The Ku Klux Klan
- My Chemical Romance
- Anne Coulter
- The popularisation of morbid obesity
- Hillary Clinton
- The phrase “my bad”
- TV evangelism
- The constant mispronunciation and misspelling of English words
- Barney the dinosaur
- Matt Damon
See what I mean now? One country is to blame for all of this. And this is only a mere fraction of what I can be bothered to write down. Feel free to add to the list.