I hate America
Yep, I hate every single person, place, object and entity in America.
Okay, I don’t. But that doesn’t mean I don’t hate a great number of things that America has given to the world. And it also doesn’t mean that I won’t list a selection of these things for you now.
Here is some of the shit America has unashamedly excreted into the world for us all to endure, as well as other stuff I am holding them wholly accountable for:
- The Ku Klux Klan
- McDonald’s
- Napalm
- My Chemical Romance
- Twinkies
- Anne Coulter
- The popularisation of morbid obesity
- Frasier
- Hillary Clinton
- The phrase “my bad”
- P.O.D.
- TV evangelism
- The constant mispronunciation and misspelling of English words
- Barney the dinosaur
- Scientology
- Matt Damon
See what I mean now? One country is to blame for all of this. And this is only a mere fraction of what I can be bothered to write down. Feel free to add to the list.
May 7, 2008 at 3:45 pm
you’re wrong about P.O.D. you know. The whole world is.
May 7, 2008 at 6:07 pm
English Excrement:
-Boris Johnson
-Heavily embellished spelling of words with extra letters i.e. “colour” etc.
-Earl Grey
-Simon Cowell
-British food
-LTJ BUKEM
-the London Summer
-Shoreditch Hipsters
-Leona “Horseface” Lewis
-The Crusades
-Prince Harry
-Topshop
-Ricky Gervais
-British kids rocking New Era caps, having never played/watched baseball
I can’t think of any more, sorry, “my bad”.
May 8, 2008 at 4:48 pm
hey dude, we’re talking about america here. get your own comments section.
anyway, your list is mostly just less bad versions of the stuff i mentioned.
for every boris johnson you guys have got a george bush. and for every prince harry there is a mcdonald’s drive-thru.
May 8, 2008 at 11:53 pm
The UK certainly loves their McDonald’s, check it out:
http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/?f=y
Britain = tiny backwards island
US = massive obese mess
Tough to compare.
It is, however, pretty hard to to top the Crusades, and LTJ Bukem. Serious.
Definitely odd how baseball caps (especially NY, LA, SF etc.) are worn religiously by urban types in the UK. Think about that. Looks like John’s wearing one in his photo even.
Loving me some Prince Harry though.
May 13, 2008 at 8:00 pm
tiny backwards island? well what does that make the shithole your from then? the UK rules your world so much you haven’t even noticed.
May 21, 2008 at 12:11 pm
if it weren’t for the US, i’d most likely be speaking German now. i don’t like a lot of American things either, but i’d rather have them then having to suffer the alternative.
May 22, 2008 at 11:02 am
twinkies are good
May 22, 2008 at 11:03 am
wait wait wait NICKELBACK arent on that list?
May 25, 2008 at 10:51 am
dual denz. that isn’t the point you wankjob. is that the only reason you have for to justify your cultureless exsistance? seriously, I’ve heard that one far to much.
” blah blah blah if it wasn’t for us you would be speaking german.”
if it wasn’t for you lot i’m sure a lot of things would be much better too.
May 25, 2008 at 10:53 am
oh wait, you’re not american. you might as well be. britain doesn’t need that kind of attitude. there are to many fuckwits already. NOW GO BACK TO WATCHING FRIENDS.
May 26, 2008 at 6:29 pm
it was america and the other capitalist/fascists that bankrolled hitler in the 1930s, including george bushes great grandparents. but either way, just because one nation is shit doesnt make our one better, thats called nationalism and thats a bad thing which should be up on the hate list.
May 31, 2008 at 10:56 am
boris johnson is actually american too. another you can add to the list.
June 19, 2008 at 6:24 am
Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation
Anyway … nice blog to visit.
cheers, Ponytail.